Who is Molly?
Not a person. A toy cavapoo. Genuinely the most important part of this operation.
Molly is a toy cavapoo who spends most long coding and debugging sessions curled up somewhere nearby; under the desk, in the chair (the second it's left empty), or occasionally standing on the keyboard at exactly the wrong moment.
She hasn't fixed a single bug and doesn't write C++ or Swift. But she's put in more hours our apps than anyone, technically, just by being in the room for all of them.
Official Responsibilities
Chief Morale Officer
Mandatory tail wags after every failed build.
Head of Walk-Based Debugging
The best bugs get found on a walk, not at a desk.
Director of Keyboard Interference
Unscheduled code review, usually mid-sentence.
VP, Snacks
Self-appointed. Non-negotiable.
So if you ever wonder who "mollythedeveloper" is. It's a person who codes, and a dog who supervises.